Somehow, while sitting in my old wicker chair, in front of my modern fake wood with metal accents computer desk, I have forgotten to put lotion on my right foot.

Sounds odd, I know, but I have a pattern to certain things. For instance, every night when I do my nightly routine I HAVE to, absolutely, positively have got to brush my teeth first, rinse with listerine, and THEN I can wash my face with a gentle cleanser but that is BEFORE I take my contacts out (always the left eye first before the right), and then I can use my $10 astringent by Neutrogena (beauty costs money, I suppose), and only then can I use the bathroom.

Weird, huh?

So when I'm putting lotion on my feet (because it's another one of those nights where it's warm, and my feet are dry and swelling a bit from the heat), I always start with my left foot. I can't start on my right foot... I just can't.

It's not humanly POSSIBLE for me to put lotion on my right foot first. Although I had always thought being right handed, I would start things on the right side.

Wrong!

I have to put lotion on my left foot first...

It's the same with anything that has to do with my feet.

Left foot toenails get painted first before the right.

I take off my left shoe before my right shoe....

...same with my socks.

Hell, even in the freakin' shower I wash my left leg and my feet first before my right.

*has a thought*

*blue light bulb slowly turns on*

Maybe it's because I'm right handed that I always do things on the left first....

*smacks forehead*

Did I just write an entire entry about my feet and which side I take off first, and how anal I am about certain things? What's it called... it's a mental disorder....

Obsessive compulsive!

Wow.

That was really pathetic.

Damn....

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